An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, it will be a pink day.
The French was next: I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone green green, I pink up the phone and I say yellow.